How To Be Freer Than You Are

by Houston Vetter - DocResults on April 16,

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how to be freer than you areEveryone I know wants to be freer and most people are serious about it. One of the ways of how to be freer than you are is to lighten up and not take things so seriously. OR as my Grampa Vetter would say, “Most people act seriously when they need to seriously act.” So here are some little lines you might find punny…

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. However, he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro is a rip off !

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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